Things Your Bathroom Scale Says to You

I wrote a post on Things You Say to Your Scale and thought today that I'd follow up with a post from the scales point of view. Must be the Libra in me :) Having to balance everything or at least try to.

Hey don't blame me, you're the one that ate all that pizza last night!

You were expecting a miracle? Sorry pal, I don't do miracles!

No I won't lie, not even to you.

STOP eating so much!

Give me a break please ..... weigh in once a week, not every couple of hours.

Stop with the threats already, they won't change how much you weigh.

No I don't need my batteries changed again.

Whether you put me this way on the floor or put me over there on the floor is not going to change anything.

Have you ever considered exercising?

Quick get off, you're killing me.

Thank the scale Gods you've finally lost weight, maybe now I can get some rest. Congrats by the way.



My scale doesn't really talk to me but if it did I'm sure it would say some of the things above. Thanks for reading and Happy Tuesday!

Things You Say to Your Scale

I've tried many diets before and this is the first low carbohydrate diet I've ever tried. I must say things are going really well. I weighed myself eleven days ago and since then I've lost a total of 7 pounds. I know in the first week you tend to lose more than the weeks that follow but I'm pretty excited about this. I did cheat on Valentine's Day within that eleven day period.

I was weighing myself today and thinking about all the funny stupid things I've said to my scale and thought I'd share them here. I'm sure anyone that's dieted before has said a few of these things out loud too.

Oh my God you've got to be kidding me.

Liar!

Seriously I've been dieting for 4 hours and I haven’t lost anything yet!

Stupid scale what the hell do you know!

Look here, I've been starving myself all day and you mean to tell me that I've gained a pound?

Come on you could at least lie once in a while couldn't you?

You can be replaced you know!

Okay, okay, fair enough I’m obsessed … I know it’s only been a week and so what if I've weighed myself day and night, night and day, mid-morning, and mid-afternoon, but I’m a little over determined.

Let’s move you over to this side of the floor and see if that makes a difference.

Do your batteries need to be replaced?

Oh hold on I see a bit of dust on you.

Well it's about bloody time!

Ah finally!

Now we're talking!

Ha! I knew that scale at the doctor’s office was lying.

Woo Hoo! I love you!

What have you said to your scale recently? 

What does the your bathroom scale say back to you?